didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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