He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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