New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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