David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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