: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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