yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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