Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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