I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
