Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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