Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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