Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.