She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!