1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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