I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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