Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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