please come you make the beer taste better
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
