dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize
