Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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