Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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