We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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