i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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