Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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