Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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