I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She even gives head with a lisp.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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