Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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