Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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