well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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