Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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