North Korea, Best Korea!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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