I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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