on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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