The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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