No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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