We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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