so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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