oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I got inside last night via doggy door
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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