he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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