Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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