There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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