Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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