some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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