: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He passed out mid-signature
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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