Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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