Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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