Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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