Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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