He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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