remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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