i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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