is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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