he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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