I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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