Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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