Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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