you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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